My girlfriend made my blog. I don't get it.

Everyone at work is making fun of my breakfast. >:(

bendydicky:

This site has chest binders for 16 dollars and free shipping. I know people have limited money and I felt like this was worth sharing. 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

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emzillaishere:

Dad popped champagne and he climbed into my lap.

fuckyeahhotactress:

Alyson Hannigan, Redbook - April 2013

fuckyeahfatvegans:

veganogli:

Veggies!

i love folk-art style illustrations of vegetables. what can i say?

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• a. How often do you masturbate?
• b. How do you masturbate?
• c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
• d. What is your sexual orientation?
• e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
• f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
• g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
• h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
• i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
• j. What do you taste like?
• k. Describe your first time having sex.
• l. Describe your first time giving oral.
• m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
• n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
• o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
• p. How do you feel about guro?
• q. How do you feel about furries?
• r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
• s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
• t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
• u. Top or bottom?
• v. How do you feel about BDSM?
• w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
• x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
• y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
• z. Favourite type of porn?

pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

im not high mom im just happy

happy i blazed that dank ass weed

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Blurry.

• Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
• Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.