Reblog if you're a cuddler.
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
trambompoline: *makes out with u as a friend*
youarefuckingmajestic: HEY FABULOUS, YOUR MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES DON’T DEFINE YOU. YOU’RE STILL FUCKING MAJESTIC EVEN IF YOU DONT ALWAYS THINK SO. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, BABY.
Pool is open. Pool is no longer green. Pool is calling my name.
Emily and I are now in Columbus to see Julia Nunes and A Great Big World! :) we met some cute lesbians that led us to a delicious food truck before the doors opened. So far so good.
leavesliketreetops: lyannatargaryens: “’The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” Mr. Wilhite [inventor of the gif] said. “They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.’” —NY Times my whole life is a lie
Person: What state do you live in?
Angry and sad. I need friend time.
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I, wrap my legs around yours lay my head above your heart run my hands through your hair play footsie with you put my hand on your tummy play with yours hands give you fishy kisses talk about my day sing you a song fall asleep in your arms sacrifice you to satan
foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
tibets: sext: what do you want from taco bell
singlefiletodehumanization: If Kevin Bacon doesn’t occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.
julesadams: why cant people just totally have platonic makeouts like that would be the coolest thing ‘hey friend, im sexually frustrated you wanna makeout’ ‘sure friend anything to help you’
internetexplorers: instead of holding a grudge you could just hold my boobs
Should I wear boxer briefs with these shorts that are probably way too short for public? Yes.
leavesliketreetops: danisnottouchingbutts: i wish platonic kissing was a thing like “hey friend you’re feeling sad let’s makeout” wait this isn’t a thing? Oops
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
What’s a bitch gotta do around here to find a denim jacket??
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via twinkmob)
foreverstarving: It’s 2013 and people still think body hair is unnatural
mitunafaptor: It’s 2013 and I still can’t just beam myself over to long distance friend’s houses someone fix this.